Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
A. Because of the coffin.
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Where do most werewolves live?
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A. Ok, that’s a wrap.
Q. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A. A skeleton key.
Do you have any cute Halloween jokes you’d like to share?